S1 Ep 12: Oh Come All Ye Faithful
Directed by Mathew Harrison
Written by Michael Patrick King
"I was once with a guy the size of one of those little miniature golf pencils. I couldn't tell if he was trying to fuck me or erase me." - Miranda
Mr. Big introduces Carrie to his mother as a friend, causing Carrie to ponder where their relationship is headed. Miranda breaks up with Catholic Guy because of his sexual hangups and returns to Skipper's always open arms. Samantha finally gives relationships a try, but soon finds out that size does matter. Charlotte is dismayed to discover that all the fortune tellers in the city agree on one thing--her eternal status as a single woman.