Directed by Allen Coulter
Written by Jenny Bicks

"Whatever happened to aging gracefully?" - Miranda

"It got old." - Carrie

Are all men freaks? Carrie dates a bunch of freaks before she meets Ben, then ruins a great thing when she turns into a freak; Samanatha goes on a first date with a man who wears dog collars and likes to be slapped around; Charlotte dates "Mr. Pussy" but realizes that's all he's good for; Miranda gives up on dating entirely.