Directed by Pam Thomas
Written by Cindy Chupack
"It's like I had one too many items and I was being kicked out of the relationship express lane." - Carrie
Have New Yorkers evolved past relationships? Carrie tries (unsuccessfully) to leave a few feminine items at Big's; Miranda finds out she has a "lazy" ovary; Charlotte is unsure about her new beau being a "gay-straight" or "straight-gay"; Samantha's revenge plan on an ex fails.