Directed by Michael Fields
Written by Susan Kolinsky
"Puberty is a phase... fifteen years of rejection is a lifestyle." - Stanford
Big tells Carrie he will never marry again. After a harsh dumping, Samantha tries to turn "The Turtle" into a Helmut Lang-wearing "catch," but realizes he's still just The Turtle. Miranda introduces Charlotte to a very special vibrator called "The Rabbit," which turns Charlotte into a recluse.