Strip Club Hostage Situation
Tim promises to take Rodney and Stu out to lunch on his corporate card, and they insist he take them to the local strip club, Bonerz. Once inside, they convince him to pay for the champagne room, since beverages are a part of lunch. While the men are enjoying the company of two friendly strippers, the lights suddenly turn on, revealing that the women have been around the block more than it seemed. The strip club is being held up by a gunman looking for his old girlfriend. When the police arrive, the gunman is disappointed that it's only one cop and his dog, not the circus atmosphere he feels he deserves. Tim agrees to put the cost of the additional police force on his corporate card, and the gunman is elated. He's particularly enthralled by the snipers, who gun him down in the front of the club. When Tim is called in to answer for the excessive charges, he's docked a full year's salary and then some, but he earns the admiration of The Boss ... and the office's "#1 Horndog" award.