Amy's Got a Gun
Tim and Amy return from brunch and find a stranger named Doug, who's let himself into their apartment. Tim hits the "robber" in the eye with a blueberry muffin, but it turns out the intruder used Stu's spare set of keys, which he found at the gym. That night, at the bar, Amy's mom calls and suggests she buy a gun. Tim balks at the idea but agrees to go to the gun shop, where Amy buys a pistol despite a felony conviction for knife-fighting in college (who knew?). That night, Amy watches the news, cradling her new gun in her lap, and when she hears a noise at the door, she fires - hitting Bashko as he changes her apartment locks. When Tim comes home, he gets the same treatment. Later at the hospital, Tim demands that she get rid of the gun, but the next night, he finds it in her purse. A mugger approaches and demands the gun in addition to Amy's purse. Tim tries to act tough and threaten him, but the man simply takes the gun from Tim's hand, robs Amy and leaves.