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"Tony, you never did tell us how you made the jump from selling patio furniture to precision optics." |
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"Repeat the following sentence: 'no ifs, ands or buts." |
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Junior |
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"I'll do it if I f$#@ing feel like it. Take your ultimatums and stick it in your ass." |
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Vito |
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"He Marvin Gayed his own nephew. The boss of the family." |
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Silvio |
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"Maybe the poor f%$# was suffering from inoperable cancer or some shit." |
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Bobby |
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"Maybe he was a homo and thought there was no one he could talk to about it...it happens you know." |
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Chris |
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"What about that disease you picked up over there in Diarrhreastan or wherever the f$#% you were." |
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Chris |
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"I take that terrorism shit seriously. And Tony? Don't even get him started." |
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Tony |
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"It's a death sentence. You're a Smurf for 10-15 years and then you die, shitting in your pajamas." |
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