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"Where's Johnny"
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Bobby B. "I'm happy to do it. It's just that 40 minutes I spend at Rite Aids getting some stool softener that was on sale."
Tony "What I was thinking was a tri-umber-thing. Like Caesar."
Sal "What did I ever do to this guy?"
Paulie "They release these fucks from the can. Obviously, he wasn't reabullated."
Johnny "What's this, the fucking U.N. now?"
Tony "Free spirit Janice! Rebel without a cause! While I sit here mired in her bullshit, trying to be a good son, while you're off dropping acid and blowing roadies! "
Bobby B. "Roadies?"
Tony "Oh, you don't want to know!"
Tony "To tell you the truth, me and my uncle don't talk much anymore."
Doctor "I'm sorry to hear that."
Tony "Don't be, he's a hostile prick."
Tony "You want more responsibility? Start by controlling your wife."

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Season 5 Episodes
53 Two Tony's

54 Rat Pack

55 Where's Johnny

56 All Happy Families

57 Irregular Around the Margins

58 Sentimental Education

59 In Camelot

60 Marco Polo

61 Unidentified Black Males

62 Cold Cuts

63 The Test Dream

64 Long Term Parking

65 All Due Respect

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