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BUCHBINDER, Aaron, finally died after an unbearably long illness that clearly lingered well past the boundaries of familial obligation. Aaron graduated from a very expensive Ivy league school and drove a very expensive car and liked to eat at very expensive restaurants with very expensive escorts, none of which matters now that he's dead. He is survived by no one of importance and several acquaintances. Before illness struck him down in the prime of life, Aaron had a lot more fun and a lot more friends. No services will be held.
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Mortuary Fact
For as little as $1000, a Georgia firm will mix the ashes of a loved one with concrete and cast the deceased into an artificial reef to create habitat for endangered ocean species. |
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