Aaron Buchbinder (1976 - 2002)
Aaron Buchbinder finally died after an unbearably long illness that clearly lingered well past the boundaries of familial obligation. Aaron graduated from a very expensive Ivy league school and drove a very expensive car and liked to eat at very expensive restaurants with very expensive escorts, none of which matters now that he's dead. He is survived by no one of importance and several acquaintances. Before illness struck him down in the prime of life, Aaron had a lot more fun and a lot more friends. No services will be held.