Directed by: Matthew Harrison
Written by: Michael Green and Michael Patrick King
"One month was interesting, two months was numbing... three months, I'm going out of my mind." - Miranda
An accidental emission has Carrie certain that she and Mr. Big will never share a bed again. The last three months have Miranda convinced she will never share a bed with any man again. A foray into tantric celibacy leaves Samantha craving old-fashioned sex, and Charlotte's boyfriend would rather be mentally balanced than sexually active.