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Maherisms

Good presidents, people like George Bush, they SEND people to war. They dont bring them a rescue. This is America. We rescue insurance companies and banks.  Bill Maher

Whatever happened over there in Afghanistan, were not going to find out or really know for a while. He will be weeks, they say, recovering. And then months until he can get an appointment at the VA.  Bill Maher

These guys have been locked up since 2002. What are they going to do when they get out? Hack into MySpace?  Bill Maher

Good presidents, people like George Bush, they SEND people to war. They dont bring them a rescue. This is America. We rescue insurance companies and banks.  Bill Maher

Bowe Bergdahl & The Gitmo Prisoner Swap

We have to remember who were fighting. And this is one of the fundamental differences between us and them. We have a system to deal with any crimes he committed as a soldier, and well deal with that.  Nicolle Wallace

Im glad hes home. Im glad we made the deal to get him home. And I want to find out if the guy is a nut-job that walked off the case. Why cant I have both of those feelings? Those are both good American processes. Lets do them.  Anthony Weiner

This idea that they are going to make any difference, these five other guys joining thousands and thousands and thousands of other bearded assholes who have the same goal: to live in a Muslim fundamentalist world and the same skill set: none. Its like having five more personal trainers in L.A.  Bill Maher

Coal Regulation

What is the problem with regulating coal, that is, after all, making us sick? Bill Maher

Hes been president for six years. he hasnt done anything on climate. Why is the excuse always the Republicans?  Nicolle Wallace

Anything good and progressive to happen in our country in the last six years has been stopped by the Republican Party. Period, end of sentence. Anthony Weiner

John Waters on Carsick: John Waters Hitchhikes Across America

Every once in a while, you need something new, that your street cred has to go up.  John Waters

Single women picked me up. A cop picked me up. A truck picked me up. You know, all sorts of people picked me up. A coal miner, frackers. I liked the frackers, you know? Im thinking about being a 'fracker hag.'  John Waters

Its like phone sex. You know, the longer you talk, the further they take you.  John Waters

The Minimum Wage

I think its fantastic that Seattle has taken the lead on this so we can use them as a guinea pig, and well see how it works. If a cup of Vente Starbucks costs 20 bucks, maybe we roll it back a little bit. But, Im very much a federalist  let every state, let every locality set it at their level, and well see how it works.  Jim Geraghty

You dont need to wait to see what Seattle does. Every time we raise the minimum wage, the economy is better. Universally, its always been that way.  Anthony Weiner

Elizabeth Warren makes the point, if we were really keeping up with productivity, it would be $22 an hour. And I think it should be $22 an hour.  Bill Maher

Im not opposed to raising the minimum wage. But, the conversation has to be much broader. It has to include doing things so that we add more jobs. And, so when a company says, 'Im not going to be able to hire as many people or give them as many benefits,' that cant be discounted as gobbledygook or as not credible.  Nicolle Wallace

Episode 320

June 6, 2014

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