After all, this is Mrs. Bill Clinton. If there’s one thing she’s used to, it’s dodging a pump!
New Rule: Don't feel sad for Mickey Rooney, wherever he is. [slide of Mickey Rooney] Feel sad for us still here with Sheldon Adelson. [slide of Adelson] Look how young this guy's hand is. It's like a baby's hand!
Did he buy that? Everybody in Nevada, quick, check if your baby has hands!
New Rule: The woman in the audience who threw a shoe yesterday at Hillary Clinton has to tell us what she was thinking. After all, this is Mrs. Bill Clinton. If there's one thing she's used to, it's dodging a pump!
New Rule: If the -[slide of Star magazine cover]-if the Star magazine wants to shock me with "Brad and Angie's Bizarre World," they've got to do better than "a house full of junk food and trash." That's everybody's house.
What's your house full of, Star reader? Rare first editions and Impressionist art?