"At the end of the day, if we had more women making policy and working together, and in positions of authority, then we'd be a lot further down the road."
"I love Halloween. I call it 'Atheists' Christmas.'" -Bill Maher
"Ted Cruz's dad said that Obama is an outright Marxist who seeks to destroy all concept of God, and he should go back to Kenya. In related news, scientists say they have discovered the gene for 'a**hole.'" -Bill Maher