"Saying the government shutdown doesn't really matter, is sort of like saying to the homeless guy on the street, 'You're saving a lot of money on rent, aren't you lucky.'"
"First they didn't believe in evolution. Then they didn't believe in global warming. Now the debt ceiling. What I call 'the moron trifecta.'" -Bill Maher
"People are actually getting very pissed off at this government shutdown. But, Republicans say, 'Remember one thing, we are standing up for an important principle. And as soon as we figure out what it is, you'll be the first to know.'" -Bill Maher
"I love the Tea Party. They are the ultimate beer goggles. They make everything look better." -Bill Maher