"In a short amount of time, the shameful secret among the Tea Party people will be that some of them did sign up for Obamacare."
"They cannot face that we are heading toward European-style health coverage. But they have no problem that we have an Italian-style government." -Bill Maher
"As of Tuesday, people went on the exchanges. Unfortunately they didn't work. This thing crashes so frequently they're starting to call it 'Lindsay Lohan-Care.'" -Bill Maher
"It's now called a government 'slim down.' They're also calling school shootings 'class size reduction.'" -Bill Maher
"The Republican Party is like the corpse in 'Weekend at Bernie's.' And the Tea Party is like the two guys who put sunglasses and a party hat on it and drag it around." -Bill Maher