"I'm in favor of universal coverage and I'm in favor of reform. But, you do not do this in one gigantic leap. This is exactly how you make terrible, terrible mistakes."
"Iran said it's never going to produce nuclear weapons. They may executive produce, but they will never produce." -Bill Maher
"And, gutting food stamps? Oh, brave! So brave! Finally, someone willing to stand up to Big Hunger." -Bill Maher
"Grand Theft Auto 5 made $800 million in one day. People say America can't export our values anymore? This proves we can. Unfortunately, our values are car theft and mass shootings." -Bill Maher