"Someone must explain why electronic devices question about everything you try to do except sending a 'dick pic.'"
New Rule: England has to stop showing off by putting writers and artists on their currency. “Ooh, we’re so smart, we have Jane Austen on the ten-pound note. Who have you got on your money, America? Stone Cold Steve Austin?” [slide of Austin flipping off cameraman]
Okay, first of all, England, we don’t know who Jane Austen is because…we don’t read, because we’re not gay. And, secondly, we do put artists on our money. Who do you think’s on the 20, the 50 and the hundred? That’s right, it’s Crosby, Stills and Nash! [slides of currency below, slides of C,S&N above]
And finally, New Rule: It’s time for America to get off – get off the sidelines and support a proud people in a region where religious freedom, women’s rights and democracy itself hang in the balance. I’m talking, of course, about North Carolina.