"At some point, the animal goes, 'You know what? I want to break up.' You know, like Siegfried and Roy."
"People are furious at Rolling Stone magazine for putting the Boston bomber on the cover. They say it's not appropriate because he looks like a rock star. Yes, because so many rock stars look like psychopaths, that's why!" -Bill Maher
"He doesn't think that he can just walk down the street now because there are people who look at him and see an obviously guilty man and might try to take matters into their own hands. Hmmm. Gosh, I wonder what THAT feels like, huh, George?" -Bill Maher
"I think we all know what's in store for George Zimmerman now. After 'The O'Reilly Factor,' coming up, 'Stand Your Ground with George Zimmerman'!" -Bill Maher