"It's very hard to go after white-collar crime and amass the evidence. In many of those cases, fraud is the hardest crime to prove."
"There's big political news this week on the Republican side. Sarah Palin said she may run for the Senate. She said, being a U.S. senator is a job she has always dreamed of resigning from." -Bill Maher
"If we're going to leave ourselves with one lesson from this whole sordid affair, it's 'Leave police work to the actual police.' They're the ones who are trained in shooting unarmed, black kids." -Bill Maher
"Mexico is now the fattest country in the world. Now, the Republicans say they still want to build that wall on the border. It just doesn't have to be so high." -Bill Maher