"What does it take for Republicans to take off the flag pin and say, 'I am just too embarrassed to be on this team'?"
"Whether it's border security or gun rights or gay issues, they always have the same fear: someone coming in the back door." -Bill Maher
"The American Medical Association declared obesity a disease. Wow. People are already taking advantage of this. They're calling in sick with a case of the
'fats.'" -Bill Maher
"A Congressman from Texas named Michael Burgess says that fetuses masturbate in the womb. I could not make this up. He's saying fetuses masturbate in the womb. Pregnant women, you thought that was the baby kicking?" -Bill Maher