"Leadership demands that sometimes you don't follow the polls; you let the polls follow you."
"Eric Holder, our attorney general, says the Mr. Snowden will be brought to justice. Just as soon as we can find someone who can track his calls and read his emails." -Bill Maher
"And the great news about getting into yet another war in the Middle East: our next one's free!" -Bill Maher
"There are only three ways a congressman goes out: They die in office, they cash in as a lobbyist, or they mistakenly tweet a picture of their d*ck." -Bill Maher