"If you want privacy, shun technology. You should communicate via messenger pigeon. And you should buy everything with the gold standard."
"It's a little funny that the same conservatives who were all for the Patriot Act are now freaked out about this. You know, they're like, 'When we said the president could do whatever the f**k he wanted, we didn't mean a black guy.'" -Bill Maher
"Trusting the government to monitor your calls without listening. It's kind of like trusting Chris Christie to pick up the McDonald's and not eat the fries on the way home." -Bill Maher