"We didn't go for the socialist plan. The problem with Obamacare isn't too much socialism. It's still too much capitalism!"
"The big political news this week: the lights are a little dimmer in Crazy Town tonight. In the struggle between reality and Michele Bachmann, reality has won. Flags are being flown at half-mast at the Laugh Factory. Michele Bachmann is out." - Bill Maher
"John McCain went on a secret mission to Syria. He's like the 'Where's Waldo?' of war." - Bill Maher
"Someone again sent the deadly poison—ricin—to President Obama, through the mail. These dumb-asses. Do they really think Obama opens his own mail? He doesn't even know what the IRS and the Justice Department are doing!" - Bill Maher