"To me, it's not a right-and-left thing. It's just common sense. I think food will become the new cigarettes. I really do."
"This week, the Obama Administration is experiencing multiple scandals. And the Republicans are having multiple orgasms. Three scandals at once? Rush Limbaugh today said, 'I feel like I'm on Oxycontin again!'" -Bill Maher
"The press is in a frenzy about this, too. They're like a crack addict looking for a rock in the carpet." -Bill Maher
"They are so obsessed with this. Amanda Knox could fall down a well and get eaten by a shark, they wouldn't report it this week." -Bill Maher