"I think women are the future, as we know."
THE GENERAL PETRAEUS SCANDAL
"There is a deadly rocket and air strike battle going on with Hamas over Gaza. Looks like there may be another war in the Middle East. But, don't worry. Our best generals are on it." -Bill Maher
"I don't care that they started f**king. I do sort of care that the CIA director can't keep a secret. This bothers me." -Bill Maher
"A smart woman can get around and manipulate a smart man. And you guys are that much easier to manipulate and get around when you are horny" -Ana Navarro
"He's just sitting there pressing buttons, sending drones in to kill people. He's got a lot of free time on his hands, and this is what happens." -Michael Moore
"That is a failure of the FBI. It's not a -- it's not that there is some perpetual investigation and they are telling the public at every step." -David Frum