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Quotes

MAHERISMS

"Obama is still ahead in the swing states and among women. He is, of course, losing among men, and in any state where you can buy the Confederate flag at a mall." -Bill Maher

"Every serial killer movie, the cops bust into the guy's apartment and what do they find? Binders of women." -Bill Maher

"This election, like so many of our elections, is about zingers and gaffes, especially debates -- zingers and gaffes, who's going to make the gaffe?" -Bill Maher

"Every serial killer movie, the cops bust into the guy's apartment and what do they find? Binders of women."

LABELING GENETICALLY MODIFIED ORGANISMS IN FOOD

"Even really progressive countries like Russia and China have mandatory labeling." -Gary Hirshberg

LIBYA

"We shouldn't be talking about Candy Crowley. What we should be talking about is why those four people died." -Boris Epshteyn

"The problem is, no one has been fired over this incident, and people should be fired." -John Fund

THE ECONOMY

"It's been four years. Nothing is better. Nothing." -John Fund

"Under the Bush administration, we lost 50,000 factories, 6 million manufacturing jobs, directly to China because of businesses like Bain." -Goldie Taylor

"No one can argue that we're in a much better place than we were four years ago." -Boris Ephsteyn

MITT ROMNEY AND BAIN CAPITAL

"That's what Mitt Romney really represents. He's sort of -- he is -- he's a kinder, gentler version of Gordon Gekko." -Matt Taibbi

"But, really, what Mitt Romney did with companies is he "un-built" them." -Bill Maher

Episode 263

October 19, 2012