I think this is the week Mitt Romney lost the election. I do think he kind of made himself toast."
"And then Mitt Romney came to the rescue and reminded crazy Christians, crazy Jews and crazy Muslims, you know who's really crazy? Mormons." -Bill Maher
"If anybody has credibility as a badass, it's Obama. He's the one who decimated Al Qaeda and got Bin Laden. I would think if they were afraid of anybody, they would have been afraid of him." -Bill Maher
"As a comedian who wants a buffoon in the White House, I'm totally for Mitt Romney." -Bill Maher