"The female body has ways of shutting this down? Not only is this absurd, it is the worst superhero power ever!"
"Mitt Romney is worried sick about this hurricane. It could ruin everything. Not because of the convention; because it's headed straight toward the island where he keeps his money." -Bill Maher
"There was an awkward moment for Mitt today. He was practicing his big speech for the convention and he took a pregnant pause, and they made him carry it to term." -Bill Maher