New Rule: Sci-fi nerds must finally accept that if it really was possible for a heartless robot to go back in time and prevent someone from being born, Arnold totally would have done it this week.
New Rule: [slide of Dominique Strauss-Kahn] You can't claim not to be a flight risk when you're apprehended literally on a flight.
New Rule: [slide of Mel Gibson wearing a "wife beater" t-shirt] Oh, speaking of Mel Gibson, if you're known for beating the mother of your child, you probably should not wear a "wife beater."
New Rule: [slide of topless protestors] Protesting topless is not an effective way to call attention to your issue...unless your issue is tits.
New Rule: [slide of new Muppets poster] Don't give the Muppets legs. [laughter] They don't look cute and new and 2011. They look creepy and Fleetwood Mac 1978. [slide of Fleetwood Mac 1978]