Guests: Cameron Diaz; Oliver Stone; Billy Bob Thornton

With Cameron Diaz

There's a lot of good things about procreating. I like to practice a lot.  Cameron Diaz

It's interesting to me the way this country pretends to care about children. But, when they find a really good lookin' one, they just snatch them and send them to Milan.  Bill Maher

I'm a girl's girl, and I'm a man's woman, as well.  Cameron Diaz

With Oliver Stone

It's our behavior that matters. You lose the war when you change your principles of behavior.  Oliver Stone

Nixon always said that Reagan was a dumb son of a bitch. And, you know, I think that he was...and I really think George W. is dumber.  Oliver Stone

I wouldn't be here if it hadn't been for [drugs].  Oliver Stone

With Billy Bob Thornton

One thing I can guarantee you is that, for the most part, I kind of behave and speak as I really believe.  Billy Bob Thornton

There's nothing more charming than a smart hillbilly.  Bill Maher