Warwick moves into his new flat and makes a few upgrades, having a washing machine delivered and installing a set of stairs on the back of the door so he can reach the peephole. After a meeting with Susan and Ian about his divorce terms (during which Warwick gets into a wrestling match with his accountant over the divorce papers), he decides to throw a star-studded housewarming party to show his ex that he's back on top. Unfortunately, none of the actors he's appeared onscreen with - Ewan McGregor, Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson - are interested in attending. Desperate for some glamour, he calls Rent-A-Star and hires Cat Deeley to stop by for £5,000.
At the party, Cheryl passes out hors d'oeuvres with her bare hands as Warwick's mates drink heavily on the couch. Warwick's accountant corners Cat in the kitchen, trying to solicit her financial business and then trying for sex. Neither attempt is successful. Susan asks Warwick whether he and Cat are an item, and he seizes the opportunity to impress her. When Ian purposely asks Cat about their "relationship" later in the evening, she immediately stops the party and announces to everyone in the silent room that she would never date Warwick. She asks the group: "Is that completely clear?" Warwick decides to cut the night short at that point and kicks everyone out. After the room is cleared out, Cat - who has been rented until midnight - struggles with a trash bag and prepares to clean up a puddle of vomit.