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Shy/Asshole Confusion
Cheryl thinks Barry Weiner is an asshole, but Larry says she's mistaking his demeanor, that he's actually shy: "You've got shy/asshole confusion."
Nice/Pussy Confusion
The same concept as shy/asshole confusion, but with different qualities.
Big Bowl of Wrong
Jeff calls Larry this: "You're just a big bowl of wrong."
Outfit Approval
Cheryl has the power to veto any clothes combination Larry puts together; Larry has to submit his ensembles for outfit approval.
Certified Deposit
Barry's father tells Cheryl his initials stand for "Certified Deposit."
Encroaching On My Territory
Larry tells his attorney that he doesn't like it when business people dress casually, because then they're trying to be like him: "You're encroaching on my territory!"
Naked Tuesdays
Larry's lawyer tells him that if he doesn't like casual Fridays, he should come by the office on Naked Tuesdays.
"Better" Is Not "All Better"
Larry tries to explain to his acupuncturist that just because his neck has improved, it isn't completely cured.
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