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A David Salad
Larry makes so many substitutions when he orders a Cobb salad, that it isn't really a Cobb salad any more; he calls it a David salad.
Harold Bingo
When Cliff Cobb says his grandfather invented the Cobb salad, Larry counters by saying, "My grandfather's name was Harold Bingo, and he invented Bingo."
Cut-off for Halloween
Larry says there has to be an age at which you stop going trick-or-treating; he refuses to give candy to two rude neighborhood girls who are obviously older than they claim to be, and aren't wearing costumes.
The Bald Community
Larry tells a police officer with a shaved head that "We don't consider you part of the bald community."
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