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John Lynch
Larry's doctor. His office number is 350. Lynch's wife is Larry's attorney.
MD--Make's Decisions
What Larry's Doctor tells him the initials stand for.
Swiss Picnic
The nurse at the doctor's office tells Larry he's not the only one who is upset: "It's no Swiss picnic for me, either."
Elevator Etiquette
Larry says he won't hold the elevator door for anyone again: "My days of elevator etiquette are over!"
Marissa Winokur
The short woman who gets to see Dr. Lynch before Larry, causing Larry much consternation. (The actor's real name, too--she is best known for her starring role in the Broadway adaptation of John Water's film "Hairspray".)
Pastel Man
Larry's self-description of his color tastes: "I'm a pastel man." Offered after his interior decorator opines that the days of "earth tone" are over.
Master of Supplication
Larry tells his attorney he's capable of being humble: "I'm a master of supplication."
You First Policy
Larry complains to his doctor's receptionist about their policy of letting patients see the doctor in the order in which they sign in, regardless of their appointment time. On his next visit, he wrestles Marissa Winokur in order to sign in before her. However, it's a wasted effort as his complaint has led to an abandonment of the "seen as you are signed in" policy. He complains again and this time the receptionist opines that perhaps Larry doesn't want a fair policy, he just wants the "you first policy!" And Larry agrees.
My Drawer Need Three Dolla!
What Joanna, the Asian-American parking-lot attendant tells Larry when he says he has no cash.
I'm Going to Take Those Notes...
When his lawyer reports that she is going to charge him $1500 for reading his script and even more for supplying notes, a disgusted Larry says "I'm going to take those notes and shove them up my own ass!"
Lexus Man
What parking attendant Joanna calls Larry during their argument: "That honest glasses face--it's the face of a liar!" The male parking lot attendant also wonders aloud: "You got a nice car and no cash?"
Thirty Dollars
How much the $3 loan from Joanna the parking attendant ultimately costs Larry. He gives the reluctant male parking attendant $10 to give to her. When she later confronts Larry all he has is a twenty dollar bill. "Thirty dollars you got from me!" Larry complains.
Major Attitude
What Diane Keaton's assistant displays towards Larry and Jeff when they come to her home for a meeting.
Larry, you're an animal!
What Carmen exclaims as she kisses him after he wrestles her to the ground in Diane Keaton's apartment, breaking familiar-looking lamp during the fall to the floor.
That Lamp Looks Very Familiar
Larry notices a lamp in Diane Keaton's apartment which is very similar to the one he broke in Porno Gil's apartment in episode 3 ("Porno Gil").
Bad Finga!
Proud of himself for Ms. Winokur to the signup sheet in Dr. Lynch's office, Larry holds up his fractured finger and sings a re-worked version of "Goldfinger."
Lassie Maven
Dr. Lynch's receptionist purposely misreads his scrawled handwriting on the signup sheet as "Lassie Maven." During his earlier visit, she misread it (sincerely that time), as "Leery Dove."
Hey, you're gonna get miles!
Frequent flier miles. Dr. Lynch demands that Larry pay both him and what Larry owes his wife (Larry's attorney) before he will treat his finger for a hairline fracture. Larry hands over a credit card and the doctor offers a consolation: "Hey, you're gonna get miles."
310-276...
Diane Keaton leaves her number on Larry's answering maching but a fading cellphone signal renders the last four numbers unintelligible.
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