Tijuana Jackson: Life Coach - Romany Malco's ex-con gets some help from his momma.
United States Police Department - Detectives Ducca and Phuck investigate a child pornography ring.
Reenactments of Actual Conversations from the Ladies Rooms of Hollywood - An unhappy guest expresses her frustration with the guest list at a Hollywood wrap party.
Funny or Die Movie of the Week: "Paco Dances" - A cockatiel becomes a YouTube sensation, moves to Hollywood and gets caught up in a life of drugs, sex and murder.
Welcome to My Study - Mitchell collects items in his study and shares his thoughts about them.