"This is a Civil War; can you try and be civil?" -Tom
Harvey goes over the battle plan with the opposing General named Phil. Harvey brings up the Confederacy's past snafus. Phil concedes to his point about gunpowder: "That was too much, we won't drink this time."
Harvey gives an inspirational speech to his army: "Over time, most of you will die." The battle starts with a flurry of cannon fire and car alarms. The men begin shooting. Rick falls to the ground and grabs his "ticker." He instructs Tom not to talk: "You're dead now." Tom ignores his directive by answering his ringing phone. It's Bea calling to say she's coming to LA with Pete.
Needing to use the bathroom, Tom crawls off the battlefield while Rick follows in protest. They're captured by the other side, but their abductors are quickly "murdered by a common camp whore" when Julie comes to their rescue.
Phil says goodbye to Harvey. Tom offends Phil by asking if it's hard to be on the wrong side of the battle. "You sucked the teats of our cows, and you were not invited," he says. Harvey gives Tom an envelope of information about Charles.