He plays: Himself, directing a play about two gay lovers, one of which is Andy

His challenge: getting Andy to kiss his male co-star on stage

Special Props: Vaseline (strictly for theater makeup)

Behind the Scenes: "Never have I laughed out of place. Ever."

Memorable Lines: "How do I act so well? What I do is: I pretend to be the person I am portraying in the film or play."