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In spite of his feckless agent, Andy is offered a speaking part in a Daniel Radcliffe film. He also lands Maggie some extra work - and an eager young suitor, Harry Potter himself. Dressed in a Scout's uniform for his latest role, the actor comes on strong, telling Maggie he's "done it with a girl, intercourse-wise," before his mother interrupts and drags him off. Returning later to close the deal, Daniel shows Andy the super-sized condom he's unrolled for the occasion, then accidentally flings it onto the head of Dame Diana Riggs.
To celebrate his new status as a film star, Andy takes Maggie to a high-end restaurant, where he complains about the loud noises coming from a kid behind them - unaware that the boy has Down's syndrome. The media has a field day, and soon Andy is being accused of attacking the boy and punching his mother. To offset the damage, he buys him an X-Box and stages a photo op on the set of his sitcom, and all is forgiven.
But when he returns to the film set, Andy is attacked by a short-statured actor (Maggie had passed along Andy's interest in the man's tall, hot fiancée). Defending himself against the knee-high onslaught, Andy accidentally kicks the actor in the face and knocks him out. Not surprisingly, the next day's papers run with something other than the X box angle: "TV Bully Kicks Dwarf in the Face".
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Attempting to appear grown-up, Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe makes Maggie an offer she certainly can refuse. | | | | | | |
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