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On the set of an epic war drama, Maggie pursues a dashing fellow extra in line for the port-a-potty. Andy is frustrated that he's not getting any lines — or even a body part on screen. He pays a visit to his agent, who tells him his phone was unplugged for a few days, then blames Andy for not pulling in any work. "I'm not sure there's a demand for little 45-year-old blokes," he tells him. "You might want to consider throwing in the towel."
Defeated, Andy returns to the set, where he befriends British soap star Ross Kemp, who promises to get him a line. This lifts his spirits, until he unwittingly starts a fight between Kemp and soccer star Vinnie Jones, and discovers the actor is completely full of it.
At least Maggie finally sees some action — bedding the handsome fellow extra, though she disappoints him when she appears to be playing a 'background artist' in the sack.
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Ross Kemp
"My body is a lethal weapon. And me in jail? With a face like this? I'd be in the shower-room, just lathering up, couple of poofters come in wanting a bit of Kemp arse."
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