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Doing Lines With Kenny
"Next time you bet on my cock...
...you better bring some f**king pesos."
"It's no mystery that ass has always been tits' greatest enemy."
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"If there is one thing in this world I hate...
...it is f**king soccer."
"What the hell is he doing printing that from a JPEG?
... Motherf**ker needs to be using TIFF files."
"Kenny Powers doesn't prance."
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"All the ass-magic in Mexico...
...can't change Kenny Powers from his core beliefs."
"There's no 'I' in team, but there is a 'u' in c*nt."
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"I got two hard rules I live by, Pop...
...I don't f**k with the devil. And I never do tag-teams with blood relatives."
"A man who has seen the things I have seen&
...I transcend race, hombre."
"Esta f**king afuera."
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Relief pitcher Kenny Powers was poised to rule the big leagues, but got in his own way.