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Episode 35  "The Cat Bird Seat"
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FARNUM: "Surely this is not a culminating indignity. There remains, for example, receiving his regurgitations, or swallowing his feces."
SWEARENGEN: "You know, saying I like you hefty don't mean you couldn't stand to lose a few f**king pounds."




SWEARENGEN: "'On our way' means they're getting drunk and blown in some Cheyenne saloon and running their mouths about their big f**king filibustering expedition they're commissioned for under command of the famous Hawkeye, the laziest, most shit-faced, whore-mongering cocksucker ever to piss my money away."




JANINE: "Quiet."
TOLLIVER: "I notice, too, Stupid, we're each of us breathing in and out. Not that you'd understand how, Stupid, or why, I happen to be in the catbird seat. In the camp. Even though we're breathing in an out and it's 'quiet' in here..."






Season 1 Episodes
Season 2 Episodes
25 Tell Your God To Ready For Blood

26 I Am Not The Man You Take Me For

27 True Colors

28 Full Faith and Credit

29 A Two-Headed Beast

30 A Rich Find

31 Unauthorized Cinnamon

32 Leviathan Smiles

33 Amateur Night

34 A Constant Throb

35 The Catbird Seat

36 Tell Him Something Pretty

Deadwood Nuggets
According to eye witnesses, Wild Bill Hickok could hit a dime tossed into the air nine out of ten times; he could knock an apple from a tree with one shot and then hit the apple again with another bullet before it hit the ground, all at 25 paces.


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