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Episode 33  "Amateur Night"
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HEARST: "Sit, sit, sit, sit."
LANGRISHE: "Does that mean I must do so four times?"




LANRISHE: "The blessed Miss Stubbs, whose bust is so very prominent in the mind's Pantheon of the camp."
STUBBS: "Some not fifty yards from us'd put these of mine to shame."




WU: "Custah!"
SWEARENGEN: "He's dead Wu, for Christ's sake. And what about the canoe, did you know that'd been f**king invented yet?"




MOSE: "Charlie Utter's been looking for you."
JANE: "Tell him his chances'll improve once his head's out his ass."






Season 1 Episodes
Season 2 Episodes
25 Tell Your God To Ready For Blood

26 I Am Not The Man You Take Me For

27 True Colors

28 Full Faith and Credit

29 A Two-Headed Beast

30 A Rich Find

31 Unauthorized Cinnamon

32 Leviathan Smiles

33 Amateur Night

34 A Constant Throb

35 The Catbird Seat

36 Tell Him Something Pretty

Deadwood Nuggets
According to eye witnesses, Wild Bill Hickok could hit a dime tossed into the air nine out of ten times; he could knock an apple from a tree with one shot and then hit the apple again with another bullet before it hit the ground, all at 25 paces.


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