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Nuttall: "I got an idea. Instead of running for office and tending bar, why don't you just tend bar and let people punch you in the face?"


 Jane: "I came to shit in the privy, which is where you're s'posed to be during school hours." Mose: "How's it feel to take one sitting up."


 Swearengen: "How does Hearst hope to defeat me? ... Allied as I am with the imbecile, the contemptible, and the promiscuous fucking insane"


 Ellsworth: "Look at these c**ksuckers. Lavender! Da rigger in New York City, whatever that means."


 Farnum: "I've caught you Richardson, stuffing spit-backs in your vile maw. 'Let tomorrow's omelets go empty,' is that your fucking attitude?"


 Swearengen: "Loopy c*nt."


 Swearengen: "Quick prick-suck Bullock? Sally forth to see the Great Man with unencumbered thoughts?"




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Deadwood Nuggets
According to eye witnesses, Wild Bill Hickok could hit a dime tossed into the air nine out of ten times; he could knock an apple from a tree with one shot and then hit the apple again with another bullet before it hit the ground, all at 25 paces.

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