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Merrick: "Without an accompanying explanation, Commissioner, this statement may work a very unsettling effect."
Farnum: "In the chambers of my hear beats a love for every crooked timber of this shit-box of a structure... this building, it's warped flooboards and rickety chairs."
Calamity Jane on General Custer: "He was no great fucking man. He was a long-haired cocksucker that could've saved many lives by more drinking, and stop being so fucking ambitious, and many still above-ground, and not scalped by the fucking heathens and their guts spread over the Plains."
Samuel Fields: "This is the epaulette of a union army general."
Calamity Jane: "This is the ass of a drunken shitbird. Finish this with me, if you can sit beside someone and not stink or fart."
Samuel Fields: "I will cut the odd fart but they've never stunk."
Al Swearengen: "So many put the Yellowstone atop the natural wonders Johnny—for me there's only you."
Tolliver: "If we're going to be surprised by that, boys—government being eing government—will we next be shocked by the rivers running and the trees casting fucking shade? "
Al Swearengen: "Bedridden I know more than you."
Silas Adams: "Why do I feel lucky we didn't meet across a poker table?"
Trixie: "Yes, I am spending time at Bullock and Star's, learning to do accounts... though I'm also fucking one of the owners.
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Doc Cochran: "Strike you as overweening, Al, setting Nature to a schedule?"
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Deadwood Nuggets
"The Plainsman" was a Cecil B. DeMille movie released in 1937. It starred Gary Cooper as Wild Bill Hickok and Jean Arthur as Calamity Jane. The movie served to encourage the romantic versions of Calamity Jane's life, as were popular in the 1920's and 1930's.
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