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Episode 13  "A Lie Agreed Upon, Part 1"
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Dan Dority: "Saves time travelin' to the one destination, murder the three of 'em, 'see how they like being Commissioners after they're dead."




Swearengen: "Bad news or tries against our interests is our sole communications from strangers, so let's by all means plant poles across the land and festoon the c*cksuckers with wires to hurry the sorry word and blinker our judgments of motive."
Dority: "Say the word, them f*cking poles are kindling."




Swearengen: "You want a donkey's attention, you bring a f*cking pole down between his ears."




Tolliver: "And don't the kid in all of us look forward to the new arrival. I still tingle at the bottom of my balls. Who could be coming? President Hayes? Maybe it's jugglers, or face-painters."




Swearengen: "It's age impedes my stream, no f*cking fear of you."




Swearengen: "I'll handle my areas but there's dimensions and f*cking angles I'm not expert at you would be, if you'd sheath your pr*ck long enough, resumed being the upright pain-in-the-balls that graced us all last summer."




Tolliver: "Awful possibility is both men sustaining mortal injuries..But I'm rarely that f*cking lucky."




Doc Cochran: "Tell Wu that drunk best not get by his pigs till I've had my way with the corpse."




Swearengen: "Cow-eyed kid looking out from that coach. That's what unmanned me."




Alma Garret: "At it's best this camp is forbidding to new arrivals.."




Tolliver: "And while you traveled with her, her husband the Sheriff was pickling his pr*ck in the c*nt-brine of another."






Season 1 Episodes
13 A Lie Agreed Upon, Part 1

14 A Lie Agreed Upon, Part 2

15 New Money

16 Requiem for a Gleet

17 Complications (Formerly "Difficulties")

18 Something Very Expensive

19 E.B. Was Left Out

20 Childish Things

21 Amalgamation and Capital

22 Advances, None Miraculous

23 The Whores Can Come

24 Boy The Earth Talks to

Season 3 Episodes
Deadwood Nuggets
The telephone was invented in 1876. The first community to have a telephone after the White House telephone was installed was Deadwood.


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