"Food Port"
The title of Andy Portico's televised restaurant reviews

"Colon Cleanse"
The health care product that Cheryl asks Larry to get for her.

Rainbow Acres
The store where Larry buys Colon Cleanse for Cheryl.

Glen Rock Car Wash
The car wash where Larry and Cheryl are trapped inside Larry's car.

A Strong Proclivity for Fat People
When Jeff accuses Larry of showing favoritism towards bald people, Larry counters, "You have a strong proclivity for fat people."

Bald Professionals
As proof of Larry's preference for bald people, Jeff tells him, "You have far more bald professionals than the average person."

Duly Noted
Larry says this in response to the statement above; Jeff then tells Larry that he knew he was going to say "duly noted."

Bald-Faced Liar
Larry says that he fired the chef because "the guy's a bald-faced--literally--a bald-faced liar."

Muck
When the restaurant Manager complains about "this mire that we're wallowing in," Larry asks whether they're also in muck; "What about the muck? Are we in any muck?"

Ascertain
Jeff mocks Larry's use of this word when Larry says, "I was just trying to ascertain whether muck was involved as well."

Thumbs-up/Thumbs-down
Andy Portico's gimmick is to sum up his opinion of a restaurant with this Ebert-esque gesture: "Thumbs-up/Thumbs-down is my thing."

Salmon and Capers
Chef Guy Bernier says he won't use them. Ever.

Olives
He's not too keen on these, either: "Olives are ridiculous!"

Too "Knots Landing"
Soliciting Larry's opinion of her outfit for the opening, Cheryl asks, "Is it too 'Knots Landing'?"