Heaven
Larry thinks Ted goes overboard using "heaven" as a modifier: "Everything's 'heaven' with him!"
Half Jacket, Half Shirt
How Larry describes an item of clothing he buys for himself: "It's like a shirt and a jacket--half shirt, half jacket!"
Shoe Whore
Term the indignant shoe salesman uses when he thinks Larry is trying to buy him off: "I'm not a shoe whore!"
A 'How Dare You'
Larry's response when the shoe salesman shouts "How dare you!": "This is not a 'how dare you'!"
Weird
Larry and the guy who took his shoes argue over what is and isn't weird about the situation: "What's weird is that you would take shoes that don't belong to you and put them on!"
Season 1
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