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Hello, my name is Mel...as a very artistic person I am overflowing with thoughts and feelings. I never know what I'm going to say, sometimes I even surprise myself. |
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Heyyyy Mel! You are way hotter than Liv Tyler in that Arwyn Costume. Your elvish is so good that when I turned first saw the video, I thought that they had Liv Tyler in the video, but it was actually you! *sizzle* you're too hot, Mel! Too Hot!
Chucez August 27, 2007 10:20 AM

Go Arrrrwyn! PowersBoothefan August 27, 2007 6:38 PM

Mel, you are the luckiest girl i know! who else can have a loving hubby that lets you have a "fan thing" with two guys in a band!
Dinner was the pits for you,so sorry you worked hard. The other two fans got to make out with the guys! YOu'll have to tell the guys you want to have a threesome with them instead of Summer and Rain!
I don't think your hubby is that loving!
YOu are a lucky girl to have the number # spot in the boys heart! I'm # 2!!
loved your song!
bur1957 August 24, 2007 1:59 PM

Mel,
I love your voice and the very nice head shake! Very pretty! I also love your art piece of the guys. I know you will be justified in your obsess . . . dedication to the guys when the whole world loves them as you do! Well, maybe not as you do, but in a more platonic and less legally actionable way. Anyway, keep up these blogs. My sister and I love them, and we think you're wonderful! mdh65120 August 23, 2007 11:07 PM

Hi Mel.
My biggest fear is losing my keys.
Or being locked out of my house.
Or locking myself out of my house or car.
After seeing your mad skills busting in on Bret in the bathroom using nothing but a screwdriver, I hope that I can call you if I am in an emergency lock situation.
I'll gladly repay you by driving you around NYC and the 718 while you stalk, I mean, follow, I mean support Bret and Jemaine. Doug seems exhausted, maybe he needs a break from all the driving.
I'll bring some red wine - for you of course, I'll be driving and drinking Snapple!
Fouxdafafa August 23, 2007 10:50 PM

Mel, Please, if Murray can get a song (ok, Leggy, Leggy Blonde rocked socks) YOU can get one! Maybe sing about hanging out on Jemaine and Bret's steps or something..... Superkev77 August 22, 2007 11:28 PM

Mel,
Your vlog dated August 20th is absolutely fantastic! I think Murry should rush to become your agent! That song was a classic rock and roll move! PowersBoothefan August 21, 2007 5:56 PM

Hey Mel! What are your thoughts on Murray? Do you think he could be as rockin as Jemaine?!
Even though that would be really hard, cuz Jemaine is the man and you can't spell Jemaine without "man," Murray's still pretty cool. Chucez August 21, 2007 5:05 PM

Hey Mel ... choose me!
VaFungool August 12, 2007 1:01 PM

Mel, you rock! You need to share some of your Flight of the Conchords fan-fiction on your next vlog entry. I'm sure you've written some--all the coolest fangirls these days write fan-fic about the boys who make their lives worthwhile and post it on their blogs! Just Google "bret/jemaine" and see...
angelslurry August 14, 2007 5:13 AM

Mel, Mel, Mel!
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. You should make the guys something to eat.
I wonder if they're homesick...maybe you could make them something that is from New Zealand?
Like...erm...Taters (boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew) ?
Or erm...um.... *Googles "New Zealand recipes"*
Oh! Aubby Gobby Nana Muffins sounds fun! RoxyRaccoon August 17, 2007 12:58 AM

I was walking down the street the other day when 3 large tomatoes started chasing me. I was scared at first, but then I realized: they're just walking tomatoes with some sort of urgent message to relay to me. But I was wrong. Very wrong. They beat me like I owed them money, which I might have. I can't remember much before the beating. Anyways, I just wanted to say I love the show. I hope your stalkings go well. bobertflotsam July 31, 2007 8:43 PM

Mel, You are so flippin' cute!!! elizmat July 31, 2007 9:14 AM

mel, you should really be showing off your amazing karate skills. i know you have them. dointhisbymyself July 29, 2007 2:23 PM

mmmm...uhmmmm...Jemaine is yummy! PurplePrussia July 27, 2007 12:04 PM

Hi Mel... We just wanted to extend an open offer for you to stalk us anytime. I'm in a band called Night of the Conchords. We're a tribute band to Sight of the Conchords {who, you know, are a tribute to...well, you know) Anyway, we've gotten quite popular...and um..if it'll help any, I'm willing to grow a beard.
xoxo
Sky Yellowfinn July 26, 2007 11:11 PM

Mel,
You should get Jemaine a new camera phone with a secret GPS tracking device. You would always know where they are!
Chadaroo
chadaroo July 25, 2007 1:48 AM

Mel...how is doug doin, tell him to make dinner and wait for you.
tahirzan July 21, 2007 5:23 PM

I don't know how you made stalking someone funny, but you did ! Great job, i hope you have your way with the boys... tarrilove July 12, 2007 2:52 AM

Mel,
You scab, break up with Doug. He's nothing but a worthless pirate. DestroyerLux July 19, 2007 8:02 PM

Mel, don't you think that when you go on your stalks of the band that you DON'T bring Doug....that just doesn't seem right, plus you could stay longer. hilariousmisunderstanding July 16, 2007 8:45 PM

Mel, next time you walk your dog (stalk Jemaine), don't forget the dog!
ROFLMAO! PowersBoothefan July 16, 2007 7:08 AM

Mel, sweetie.
Maybe you should reel it in a bit.
Getting all up in Jemain's face like that scares him.
Your enthusiasm is Great.
But invading his personal space is kinda dangerous.
I'd hate for the boys to get a restraining order on ya. mjmd July 15, 2007 3:27 PM

Hey Mel-
It's PaulZ... your middle school sweetheart. We danced at the 8th grade mixer. Do you remember? U were taller than me at the time and more developed then any other girls your age. Glad yo see you have your own blog. I have alwas been thinking of you! I am good... Great actually.. TerriblePaulZ July 13, 2007 7:45 PM

Hey Mel,
you should alternate your waiting spots, dont wait for them in the same spot everytime, and try not to reveal your hideouts when they come out. just some advice.
hope everything goes well for ya.
tahirzan June 27, 2007 6:00 PM

Hi Mel,
I know you said that you are passionate about Flight of the Conchords, but sometimes I feel like you are holding back your affection. I think if you could find a way to be more into the band and more dedicated as a fanbase, it would help the guys in their performances. unndunnfotc July 8, 2007 6:53 PM

hey mel, have you thought about your rapping name??
I thought you were gonna attack those two guys that tried to mug Bret and Jemaine.
I have a pretty good australian accent but iam gonna focus on my new zealand accent.
tahirzan July 4, 2007 6:06 PM

mel mel bo bel banana fanana fo fel me mi mo mel mel...GO MEL! stiffyjim July 4, 2007 6:26 PM

Mel, you're hot! djadonis206 June 28, 2007 8:27 PM

Wouldn't it be cool if you could get Bret and Jemaine to be a wrestling tag team duo...? grumpdotorg June 28, 2007 3:31 PM

Mel you are a lucky woman to be working with these hunks. Jemaine is the 21st century Mick Jagger. How do you resist those lips? I could not resist kissing them.
doree June 17, 2007 2:02 PM

so so so funny.
you probably taste like sweet gouda. emilzug June 20, 2007 4:10 AM

stoooooop. yer makin' me hungry.
*chompchompchomp* evilsickboy June 20, 2007 8:09 AM

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