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"Well I suppose it's just your turn in the barrel, boy." (Samson) Unfortunately, it's your turn to execute a grossly unpleasant task.
"...here to prove once an' for all whether it is true what they say about oriental women. Is the basket swinging straight up 'n' down or sideways?!" (Stumpy ) Through a physical demonstration of gross anatomy, we are finally going to decisively resolve the question of whether the genitalia of Asian women are oriented horizontally or vertically.
"Yes Gentlemen! These two peach-a-gulus are just a mere taste of what we have bakin, what we have smoking inside!" (Stumpy) Yes, gentlemen, these two attractive young ladies posing before you are but a small example of the beautiful women inside performing explicit sexual activities within the tent.
"You outta your goddamn gourd?" (Samson) Is your judgment impaired by alcohol, stupidity or acute mental illness?
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FATE game UPDATED!
New upgrades make the game faster and your character even more powerful. Download now.
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Carnival Fact

The first "sideshow" was P.T. Barnum's American Museum in Downtown Manhattan. It opened in 1841 and quickly became known as "the most visited place in America."
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